Thursday, February 12, 2026

Chocolate Peanut Butter Pretzel Bites


Huge Tits Roseville

These Chocolate Peanut Butter Pretzel Bites are a delightful combination of sweet and salty flavors. The creamy peanut butter and crushed pretzels are encased in a chocolate shell, making them a perfect bite-sized treat for any occasion.

Ingredients:

  • 1 cup semisweet chocolate chips
  • 1/2 cup creamy peanut butter
  • 1/2 cup crushed pretzels
  • 2 tablespoons powdered sugar
  • 1 teaspoon vanilla extract
  • 1/4 cup unsalted peanuts optional, for extra crunch

Instructions:

Melt the semisweet chocolate chips in a microwave-safe bowl, stirring every 30 seconds until smooth

In another bowl, mix the creamy peanut butter, crushed pretzels, powdered sugar, and vanilla extract until well combined

Add the optional unsalted peanuts to the peanut butter mixture for extra crunch if desired

Using a mini muffin tin or silicone mold, spoon a small amount of melted chocolate into each cavity, spreading it up the sides to create a chocolate cup

Place the chocolate-filled mold in the freezer for about 10 minutes to set

Once the chocolate has set, remove the mold from the freezer and carefully spoon the peanut butter-pretzel mixture into each chocolate cup

Top each bite with a drizzle of the remaining melted chocolate to seal the peanut butter mixture inside

Return the mold to the freezer and let it set for another 10-15 minutes

Once fully set, gently pop the Chocolate Peanut Butter Pretzel Bites out of the mold

Serve and enjoy


Saturday, February 7, 2026

Oil-Free Vegan Italian Parmesan Dip


Fuck Girls in Bath

Enjoy the creamy goodness of this vegan Italian Parmesan dip that doesnt need any oil. Its great for a party or as a snack. It has a lot of flavor because it has cashews, nutritional yeast, and herbs that smell good.

Ingredients:

  • 1 cup raw cashews
  • 2 tablespoons nutritional yeast
  • 1 tablespoon lemon juice
  • 1 clove garlic, minced
  • 1 teaspoon dried oregano
  • 1 teaspoon dried basil
  • 1/2 teaspoon onion powder
  • 1/4 teaspoon salt
  • 1/4 teaspoon black pepper
  • 1/2 cup water

Instructions:

Soak the raw cashews in water for at least 2 hours, or overnight for best results

After soaking, drain and rinse the cashews

In a food processor or blender, combine the soaked cashews, nutritional yeast, lemon juice, minced garlic, dried oregano, dried basil, onion powder, salt, black pepper, and water

Blend until smooth and creamy, scraping down the sides as needed

Taste and adjust seasoning if needed

Transfer the dip to a serving bowl and refrigerate for at least 30 minutes to allow the flavors to meld together

Serve with your favorite vegetables, crackers, or breadsticks


Thursday, February 5, 2026

Sweet and Smoky Salsa


Huge Tits Kenosha

A delicious and vibrant salsa with a perfect balance of sweetness and smokiness, making it an ideal accompaniment for your BBQ dishes.

Ingredients:

  • 3 cups diced tomatoes
  • 1 cup diced red onion
  • 1 cup diced bell peppers mixed colors
  • 1/2 cup chopped fresh cilantro
  • 2 cloves garlic, minced
  • 1 jalapeo pepper, finely diced
  • 1/4 cup apple cider vinegar
  • 1/4 cup honey
  • 2 tablespoons olive oil
  • 1 teaspoon smoked paprika
  • 1 teaspoon cumin
  • Salt and black pepper to taste

Instructions:

In a large bowl, combine diced tomatoes, red onion, bell peppers, cilantro, garlic, and jalapeo pepper

In a separate small bowl, whisk together apple cider vinegar, honey, olive oil, smoked paprika, cumin, salt, and black pepper

Pour the dressing over the tomato mixture and gently toss to coat evenly

Cover the bowl with plastic wrap and refrigerate for at least 1 hour to let the flavors meld

Before serving, give the salsa a final gentle toss and adjust salt and pepper to taste

Serve the sweet and smoky salsa with grilled meats or as a refreshing dip with tortilla chips


Sunday, February 1, 2026

Memphis-Style Chicken Mac n Cheese


A classic creamy mac n cheese dish from Julie Wampler of Table For Two thats amped up with flavor from incorporating Memphis-style chicken throughout

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Easy Devonshire Cream


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Tuesday, January 27, 2026

Plum Kuchen


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Chocolate Peanut Butter Pretzel Bites

These Chocolate Peanut Butter Pretzel Bites are a delightful combination of sweet and salty f...